RELAUNCH on 9/2/2025
Important to read, doods!
Fellow doodleheads, we are RE-LAUNCHING on 9/2/25 on Jupiter under a new ticker called KOLmedy - NOT the prior "$BadKOLs".
We relaunch with ticker KOLmedy on 9/2/25 - do NOT invest in $BadKOLs.
Contact @ t.me/BadKOLsService to discuss our token reimbursement campaign - There is no other mechanism, other than deleting the description on DEX and Jupiter, updating X, this website, and pinning posts in our telegram group that we can utilize to relay this next bit of info. Please read our notes:
Thank you for the AMAZING support we received during launch. We want you to know that the dev is mostly just an artist and had not launched a token before. Some honest mistakes were made at launch with dev's prior team. After all, they're people, not KOLs. They can admit mistakes. The major one was that liquidity was not fully locked, it was only 50% locked, and so some people were not too keen on it. No liquidity was ever removed, to this day. No one was rugged by the dev or team. However, they still reached a $200k+ market cap before heavily invested whales decided to jeet. That was another issue - the bubblemap was odd - we felt it was being manipulated - not by the team, they never removed liquidity, they held 6% 'til the end, and they WERE the last ones to sell, after telling holders about above issues. We believe too strongly in this project to allow that to happen again.
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Dev now has an ALL NEW experienced team with past successful CTOs and launches who STRONGLY believes in dev's project and vision. All previous investors who can prove any losses will be given an amount of new tokens in proportion, determined at launch. Please reach us in the BadKOLs service room at t.me/BadKOLsService where we can discuss this matter.
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We are dedicated to prove that this new launch will be a successful venture for everyone. Our updated roadmap is down below. Please review it! From all of us at KOLmedy - NOT BadKOLs, we love you.
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Hey, fellow doodleheads!
it's KOL and frens!
Let's flip influencers' net worth n' also go to the moon and back!
It takes 4.8 billion USD, taped end to end, to do so. Join us!
​KOL and frens is a parody of all of crypto’s most notorious archetypes.
1m+ VIPs get access to a SeCrEt cabal that gives terrible advice and decides on the next king of KOLmedy.
Supopomeng is the .001% prince, Aleck slams choccy milk, J.Dump disappears randomly, and Runt Mooner is still fighting the protocol. Together, they represent everything beautiful and broken about crypto culture. This isn’t financial advice — it’s financial comedy.
(This is a parody, bless the dev's heart - a trusted member of the crypto community, who is tired of cabals just like you - but - is the kind of person who thinks ‘tokenomics’ is a breakfast cereal. Dev and team are not just wrong — They're wrong with CONFIDENCE.)
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BUY HIGH, SELL LOW-BROW HUMOR!
NEW!: Roadmap, Team Info, Community and Tokenomics section!
KOL and frens: by a reputable dev. Side effects may include hopium addiction and spontaneous meme creation. The charts are fake, the confidence is real, and everyone’s a key opinion leader until proven otherwise.
"This is a parody, and dev owes me a lot of dogecoin" - John Lawyerman III, esq.
Team info
Community
Tokenomics
(is that a bwekfest cereal?)
We wanna flip the combined assets of all the influencers! How much, you say? Enough to reach the moon. If dollars are taped end to end, it would take approximately $2.4bn of those nasty greenbacks. We'll do that twice and go back home, 'cause there aren't Lambos on the moon. $4.8bn, BAYBEEEEE.
Our team is tired of trickery and failed promises. We will keep a transparent community wallet and we plan to burn tokens at smart intervals to be determined. The group decides the next step - not the dev or cabals. This is a concerted group effort.
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Fren Voting Rights: Decide which influencer gets roasted next.
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5m+ holders will vote on all expenditures
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Awesome SeCrEt wHaLeS group: 1m+ holders get access to weekly bad advice and more! Guaranteed!
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Lore unlocks: New heroes and origin stories emerge. No one is safe!
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Challenges: Compete in meme contests for tokens!
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Fresh hot memes on the dailyish!
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Red pandas are crazy cute! Ahhh!
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Creator fees donated and utilized
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Honest and transparent expenditures
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Long term vision
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1.2% PURCHASED by dev to be burned (roadmap below)
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3% PURCHASED by dev: will be utilized, through community vote, for marketing and campaigns through the Mcap levels.
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1% PURCHASED for giveaways, contests and promotions
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2% PURCHASED for team wallet
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​We poke fun!
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Limited supply!​
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No shame!
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Emergency plush council override in case of influencer meltdown!
Here's our Roadmap in Comic Sans for legitimacy! Let's go!
At launch:
*All creator fees are donated to the National Center for Victims of Crime
(This organization aims to remedy victims of financial crimes as well)
Read more about them at this link
*Lock liquidity and post proof on X/Telegram
*1st utility layer already in place to retain investors!
Those who hold 5m+ tokens get voting rights.
1m+ holders get to vote on who gets roasted next and why!
(Token amount requirements will drop as market cap increases)
*Token info campaigns in our telegram group - members can drop in to ask for views on various tokens from the knowledgeable!
*Launch with killer memes already in place - and over 500 in our library!
*Our punchy website is already up! (DUH)
*Use Telegram ads to attract early holders
*Run meme contests and reward shillers with airdrops
*Post daily updates and engage in coin threads
$75K+ - We BOND, again!
*50% of creator's fees are again donated to the NCVC, here
*DEXBOOST 100!
*Dev IMMEDIATELY burns 2m of supply right when we bond, live!
*Time MORE strategic burns and livestream the hash
*Push for DexScreener trending via volume bursts
*Partner with influencers (10 mid-tier > 1 big name)
*Launch community lore drops (comic panels, animated gifs)
*Create viral tweet threads with memeable punchlines
*Drop low-budget influencer parody clips (Stupormeng cameo?)
*Drop limited merch mockups
$150K - Solidify, attract, build hype
*25% of creator's fees are again donated to the NCVC, here
*Yet ANOTHER .5% is burned, though five 1m LIVE token burnings
*DEX BOOOOOOOST!
*Launch “Shill-to-Earn” quests!
*Drop animated lore trailers teasing KOLs saga
*Run collab memes with other meme coin communities
*Drop NFT collection tied to KOL characters and lore!
$250K+ - Go viral, DOMINATE, scale.
*25% of creator's fees are again donated to the NCVC, here
*Now we're cooking! Another .5% gets burned through five MORE burns!
*Start development on a trading sim game, where your favorite KOLs drop their catchphrases and give you bad advice!
*Launch full KOLs site with interactive lore map
*Run paid campaigns on X, Telegram, and meme coin hubs
*Host KOls cosplay contests with real-world prizes
*Pitch to crypto media outlets (CoinTelegraph, Decrypt)
*Drop “Bitty vs Supopomang” animated short with parody cameos
$500K+ - Continue building the universe, IRL!
*10% of creator's fees are again donated in perpetuity to the NCVC, here
*Begin IRL activation: sticker drops, plush sightings, cosplay missions
*Pitch for CoinGecko/CoinMarketCap listing
*Pitch to crypto media: CoinTelegraph, Decrypt, Bankless
*Run “Shill-to-Earn” bounty board with tiered rewards
*Host IRL meme coin summit or pop-up booth at crypto events
*Drop KOL Merge Alchemy mini-game: fuse NFTs to unlock new lore
*Begin legal parody expansion: influencer satire coin forks (e.g. $SUPOPOMANG, $CPAINS) with lore tie-ins